Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Funny Poetry

school mein ishq ka naya mahaul tayyar ho gaya,

class ki teacher ko papu se pyar ho gaya.

iss baat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya,

sari class fail, aur..... papu pass ho gaya....


unki gali se mera janaza nikla wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,

unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,

rakhke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage....


tere gham me tadap kar mar jayenge,

mar gaye to tera naam le jayenge...

rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaaenge,

tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke kukure khaaenge....


arz kiya hai!!!...itne kamzor hue teri judai se...

gaur farmaiye...itne kamzor hue teri judai se...

ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....


palkon pe apni bithaya hai tumhe,

badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,

aasani se nahi mile ho tum

national zoological park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!


kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai ,

aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai, aur maango to inkaar karte hain...


Industria sari mere yaar khaa gaye,

Meri Sari jaydaad rishtedar khaa gaye,

Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,

Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye.......


Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka khumaar dekha hai,

Kuch is tarah se Haseeno ka pyaar dekha hai,

Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,

Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai...


Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi,

Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,

Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad aayi,

Ab nahin raha jata, CHHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...

3 comments:

Faisal said...

lolz it's really funny i like it too much

Anonymous said...

AOA,
amazing
i really like the funny poetry

SohailOnline said...

Hi! how are you? very nice you are realy great and intelligent girl!
I'm form spain I want that you send me funny poetries, story etc. I have magazine name of SAHARA I want to published with your name.