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Husband and Wife Urdu Jokes and Urdu Sms

Husband and Wife Jokes

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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Husband and Wife Jokes

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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Husband and Wife Jokes

patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

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Husband and Wife Jokes

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

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Husband and Wife Jokes

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

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Husband and Wife Jokes

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Aap K Har Gham Aur Har Khushi Mein

Aap K Har Gham Aur Har Khushi Me meri Maujudgi Hai
Sajda Karke Saar Jhukao Toh Hi Khuda Ki Bandagi Hai
Haar Kabhi Na Mano Is Zindegi K Safar Me Aae Dost
Kyun K Dard Ka Dusra Naam Hi “ZINDEGI” Hai

A Sad Ghazal

Dil Hai Ke Ab Wafa Jaanta Nahi,
Mohabbat Ko Ab Pehchaanta Nahi,.
Ye Zindagi, Zindagi Nahi, Maut Lage,
Bharosa Karne Ko Ab Ye Dil Maanta Nahi,.
Haal-e-Dil Kuch Theek Nahi,
To Kya Hua Agar Usko Bhi Ab Koyi Parvaah Nahi,.
Ye Insaan, Insaan Nahi, Jaanwar Lagein,
Dil Ki Baat Batane Ko Ab Ye Dil Maane Nahi,.
Ab To Lagta Hai Tum Chale Jao To Yehi Hoga Munasib,
Hum Akele The Akele Hi Hain Sahi.
Yeh Khushi Bhi Ab Khushi Nahi,
Ghum-e-Tanhaiyo’n Ka Samundar Lage
Ke Dukh Aur Dard Ke Siwa Ab Is Dil Ko Kuch Raas Nahi.

A Sad Ghazal

Dil Hai Ke Ab Wafa Jaanta Nahi,
Mohabbat Ko Ab Pehchaanta Nahi,.
Ye Zindagi, Zindagi Nahi, Maut Lage,
Bharosa Karne Ko Ab Ye Dil Maanta Nahi,.
Haal-e-Dil Kuch Theek Nahi,
To Kya Hua Agar Usko Bhi Ab Koyi Parvaah Nahi,.
Ye Insaan, Insaan Nahi, Jaanwar Lagein,
Dil Ki Baat Batane Ko Ab Ye Dil Maane Nahi,.
Ab To Lagta Hai Tum Chale Jao To Yehi Hoga Munasib,
Hum Akele The Akele Hi Hain Sahi.
Yeh Khushi Bhi Ab Khushi Nahi,
Ghum-e-Tanhaiyo’n Ka Samundar Lage
Ke Dukh Aur Dard Ke Siwa Ab Is Dil Ko Kuch Raas Nahi.

Truth of life

WHEN WE HAVE NOTHING,

WE WANT SOMETHING,

WHEN WE HAVE SOMETHING,

WE WANT EVERYTHING,

WHEN WE HAVE EVERYTHING,

WE DON’t SEEM TO LIKE ANYTHING.

Urdu Poetry from UrduMaza.com

This ghazal is taken from Urdu Love Poetry at UrduMaza.com

Urdu Poetry - Biggest Collection of Urdu Poetry - Urdu Poetry in Urdu Format

Urdu Poetry


hoti nahi dosti surat se,
dosti to dil se hoti hai.
surat unki khud hi pyari lagti hai,
kadar jinki is dil mein hoti hai.

pyar se tabtak pyar karo,
jabtak pyar aapse pyar na karne lage.
jab pyar aapse pyar karne lage,
tab use itna pyar karo ki
vo kisi aur se pyar na kar sake.

Urdu Poetry - Muhabbat Shairy - Pakistani Urdu Shairy - Urdu love poem

Is jahaan mein mohabbat kaash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi mein mithaas na hoti,
Agar milti bewafao ko saza mein maut to,
Deewano ki kabrein udaas na hoti........ .
Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di,
Badle mein mujhe khamoshi de di,
Khuda se dua mangi thi marne ki,
Lekin usne bhi kambakht jeene ke liye zindagi de di.

Urdu Poetry - Urdu Poem - Yad Rakhna

Kiya hai tum ne hum se Ek waada yaad rakhna
Bhool na jaana kahin apna irada yaad rakhna

Ab na hamain rulana tum , ab na door jaana tum
Pehle hi seh chuke hain dukh itne ziyada yaad rakhna

Dil to na dukhao ge mujhay choor to na jao ge
Dil main hi base ho tum ab isse abaad rakhna

Tum jo choor jao ge hum to mar hi jayen ge
Tumhare dam se zindagi hai sirf itna yaad rakhna

Chahaton ki duniya main roshni tumhi se hai
Dil toor kar hamain choor kar kahin na jaana yaad rakhna

Romantic Urdu Poetry - Urdu Love Poetry - Urdu Poetry SMS

Maine is taur se chaha tuje aksar jaana,
Jaise mehtaab* ko be anth samander chahe,
jaise suraj ki kiran seep ke dil me utre,
jaise khushbo ko hawa rang se hat kar chahe

Urdu Poetry - Urdu Romantic Poetry - Urdu Love Poem

Dete hai kyu yeh dard bas hami ko,
kya samjhenge woh in aankho ki nami ko,
Lakho deewane ho jis chand ke,
woh kya mehsus karenge ek tare ki kami ko.

Romantic Urdu Poetry - Urdu Romantic Poetry - Romantic Urdu Poems

(1)Ishq ki gehriyon ko tum kya samjhoge ye zalim
ye wo dariya hai jisme sahil bhi doob jate hai.

(2)Mehbooba:-Tumne kaha tha hum milege har gali har kuche har,chaurahe pe
mere janaje mein sab the magar tum na the.

Aashique:-Haan mane kaha tha hum milege har gali har kuche har chaurahe pe palat ke
dekha to hota janeja tere jannaje ke peche mera janaja tha.

(3)Rote hue aankho mei bhi intezar hota hai,na chahte hue bhi kissise pyar hota gai,
kyu dekhti hai aankhe vo sapne, jinke tutne par bhi unke sach hone ka intezar hota
hai.

Urdu Romantic Poetry - Urdu Love Poetry - Romance Poetry

khusi meri cheen lee usne,
muskurane bhula diya..
gam de diya mujhe,
zindgi bhar rulane ke liye........

kaise jeete wo bichad ke log
ye humne jana hai..
kaise zinda hai wo log ye hamne jana hai..
hamne to apne katil ko dekha tak nhi........

koi kisi se juda ho khuda na kare,
kisi ka pyar bewafa wo khuda na kare,
zuda ho jaye is jism se jaan
yaar ko khuda kabhi zuda na kare...

Urdu Poetry - Urdu Funny Poetry

unki gali ke chakkar kaatte -2 saare kutte hamare yaar ho gaye
Vo to hume na mil sake par hum kutto ke sarder ho gaye

macchar ne jo kata, dil me mere junoon tha
khujli hui itni ki dil be sukoon tha,
pakda to chodh diya ye sochkar
uski ragoon me mera khoon tha

yaad me unki hamne aansu bahaye day & night,
ab halat ye hai ki dikhta hai sab kuch black & white

Zindagi ke sab rang berang ho gaye
Husn ke tever nukile ho gaye
Jara si der kya hui humse izhaar-e-muhabbat me
Janab kal shaam hi unke haath peele ho gaye

vo aaj bhi hume dekhkar muskurate hain
vo aaj bhi hume dekhkar muskurate hain
ye to unke bacche hi kambakth hain,
jo mamu-2 kehke bulate hain

A mum is a rose whose petals are soft

A mum is a rose whose petals are soft,
A mum is a lily whose stem is tall & strong,
A mum is a person who is never wrong,
and A mum is a person u should love forever....
so trust her, believe her & never doubt her.

Ya jo shafaf sa ik aks us jheel me tha

Ya jo shafaf sa ik aks us jheel me tha
Koi chehra tha magar chand ki tamseel me tha
Yaad karta hon kahan bhool k aya hon usay
Aisa he aks meri soch ki zambeel me tha
Baat kya thi ye mujhe achi tarha yaad nahi
Haan tera zikr b tha aur bari tafseel me tha
Koi pegham tha ankhon me, so ankhon me raha
Masla asal to pegham ki tarseel me tha
Is naye nusKhy me tehreef hui hai warna Darwaish
Zikr mera b kahin pyar ki InJeel mein tha

Happy Mothers Day to all pakistanis

Mother's Day History and Defintion

First of all, i hope everyone of you have already wished your mother a very happy mother's day
The modern Mother's Day holiday was created by Anna Jarvis as a day for each family to honor its mother. and it's now celebrated on various days in many places around the world. It complements Father's Day, the celebration honoring fathers.

This holiday is relatively modern, being created at the start of the 20th century, and should not be confused with the early pagan and Christian traditions honoring mothers, or with the 16th century celebration of Mothering Sunday, which is also known as Mother's Day in the UK.

In most countries the Mother's Day celebration is a recent holiday derived from the original US celebration. Exceptions are, for example, the Mothering Sunday holiday in the UK.