Showing posts with label Humourous Urdu Poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humourous Urdu Poetry. Show all posts

Friday, October 30, 2009

A Sad Ghazal

Dil Hai Ke Ab Wafa Jaanta Nahi,
Mohabbat Ko Ab Pehchaanta Nahi,.
Ye Zindagi, Zindagi Nahi, Maut Lage,
Bharosa Karne Ko Ab Ye Dil Maanta Nahi,.
Haal-e-Dil Kuch Theek Nahi,
To Kya Hua Agar Usko Bhi Ab Koyi Parvaah Nahi,.
Ye Insaan, Insaan Nahi, Jaanwar Lagein,
Dil Ki Baat Batane Ko Ab Ye Dil Maane Nahi,.
Ab To Lagta Hai Tum Chale Jao To Yehi Hoga Munasib,
Hum Akele The Akele Hi Hain Sahi.
Yeh Khushi Bhi Ab Khushi Nahi,
Ghum-e-Tanhaiyo’n Ka Samundar Lage
Ke Dukh Aur Dard Ke Siwa Ab Is Dil Ko Kuch Raas Nahi.

A Sad Ghazal

Dil Hai Ke Ab Wafa Jaanta Nahi,
Mohabbat Ko Ab Pehchaanta Nahi,.
Ye Zindagi, Zindagi Nahi, Maut Lage,
Bharosa Karne Ko Ab Ye Dil Maanta Nahi,.
Haal-e-Dil Kuch Theek Nahi,
To Kya Hua Agar Usko Bhi Ab Koyi Parvaah Nahi,.
Ye Insaan, Insaan Nahi, Jaanwar Lagein,
Dil Ki Baat Batane Ko Ab Ye Dil Maane Nahi,.
Ab To Lagta Hai Tum Chale Jao To Yehi Hoga Munasib,
Hum Akele The Akele Hi Hain Sahi.
Yeh Khushi Bhi Ab Khushi Nahi,
Ghum-e-Tanhaiyo’n Ka Samundar Lage
Ke Dukh Aur Dard Ke Siwa Ab Is Dil Ko Kuch Raas Nahi.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Urdu Poetry - Muhabbat Shairy - Pakistani Urdu Shairy - Urdu love poem

Is jahaan mein mohabbat kaash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi mein mithaas na hoti,
Agar milti bewafao ko saza mein maut to,
Deewano ki kabrein udaas na hoti........ .
Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di,
Badle mein mujhe khamoshi de di,
Khuda se dua mangi thi marne ki,
Lekin usne bhi kambakht jeene ke liye zindagi de di.

Urdu Romantic Poetry - Urdu Love Poetry - Romance Poetry

khusi meri cheen lee usne,
muskurane bhula diya..
gam de diya mujhe,
zindgi bhar rulane ke liye........

kaise jeete wo bichad ke log
ye humne jana hai..
kaise zinda hai wo log ye hamne jana hai..
hamne to apne katil ko dekha tak nhi........

koi kisi se juda ho khuda na kare,
kisi ka pyar bewafa wo khuda na kare,
zuda ho jaye is jism se jaan
yaar ko khuda kabhi zuda na kare...

Urdu Poetry - Urdu Funny Poetry

unki gali ke chakkar kaatte -2 saare kutte hamare yaar ho gaye
Vo to hume na mil sake par hum kutto ke sarder ho gaye

macchar ne jo kata, dil me mere junoon tha
khujli hui itni ki dil be sukoon tha,
pakda to chodh diya ye sochkar
uski ragoon me mera khoon tha

yaad me unki hamne aansu bahaye day & night,
ab halat ye hai ki dikhta hai sab kuch black & white

Zindagi ke sab rang berang ho gaye
Husn ke tever nukile ho gaye
Jara si der kya hui humse izhaar-e-muhabbat me
Janab kal shaam hi unke haath peele ho gaye

vo aaj bhi hume dekhkar muskurate hain
vo aaj bhi hume dekhkar muskurate hain
ye to unke bacche hi kambakth hain,
jo mamu-2 kehke bulate hain

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

My favorite urdu poem of Wasi Shah

dayar-e-gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete

dayar-e-gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete
tu mil bhi jata to tujhe ganwa dete

tumhin ne ham ko sunaya na apna dukh warna
dua wo karte k ham asman hila dete

hamein ye zom raha ab k wo pukarenge
unhen ye zid thi k har bar ham sada dete

wo tera gam tha k tasir mere lahje ki
k jis ko hal sunate use rula dete

tumhen bhulna hi awwal to dastaras mein nahin
jo ikhtiyar bhi hota to kya bhula dete

tumhari yad ne koi jawab hi na diya
mere khayal k ansu rahe sada dete

samton ko main ta-umr kosta Syed
wo kuch na kahte magar honth to hila dete

Urdu poem of Wasi Shah

Sochta hon k usey neend bhi aati hogi

Sochta hon k usey neend bhi aati hogi
Ya faqat meri tarah ashk bahaati hogi

Woh meri shakal mera naam bhulane wali
Apni tasveer se kyaa aankh milaati hogi

Sham hote hi wo chaukhat pe chala kar shammaein
Apni palkon pe kaii khwaab sajaati hogi

Us ne silwaa bhi liye honge siyaah rang libaas
Ab Moharram ki tarah Eid manaati hogi

hoti hogi mere bosay ki talab main paagal
Jab bhi zulfon main koi phool sajaati hogi

Dil ki masoom ragein khud hi sulagti hongi
Juhin tasveer ka kona wo jalaati hogi

Roop de kar mujhe is main kisi shehzade ka
Apne bachon ko kahaani woh sunaati hogi

Friday, March 7, 2008

aa bhii jaao kii zindagii kam hai

aa bhii jaao kii zindagii kam hai 

aa bhi jao keh zindagii kam hai
tum nahin ho to har Khushii kam hai

vaadaa kar ke ye kaun aayaa nahin
shahar mein aaj raushanii kam hai

jaane kyaa ho gayaa hai mausam ko
dhup ziyadaa hai chandani kam hai

aina dekh kar Khayaal aayaa
aaj kal un ki dosti kam hai

tere dam se hi main mukammal huN
bin tere teri 'Yamini' kam hai

By Yamini Das

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Zikr-e-shab-e-feeraaq se wehshat usse bhi thi,

Zikr-e-shab-e-feeraaq se wehshat usse bhi thi,


Zikr-e-shab-e-feeraaq se wehshat usse bhi thi,
Meri tarah kisi se mohabbat usse bhi thi.
Mujh ko bhi shauq tha naye chehron ke deed ka,
Raastya badal ke chalne ki aadat usse bhi thi.
Sunata tha wo bhi sab ko puraani kahaniyan,
Taza rafaqaton ki zaroorat usse bhi thi.
Mujh se bichhad ke shehar mein ghul mil gaya wo shaks,
Halaan ke shehar bhar se raqaabat usse bhi thi.
Wo mujhse badh ke zabt ka aadi tha,jee gaya,
Warna har ek saans qayaamat usse bhi thi.
Aaye dil na jaan khud ko nakaam ke bad-zauq,
Wo mana nahi par mujhse mohabbat usse bhi thi

Zikr-e-shab-e-feeraaq se wehshat usse bhi thi,

Zikr-e-shab-e-feeraaq se wehshat usse bhi thi,

Zikr-e-shab-e-feeraaq se wehshat usse bhi thi,
Meri tarah kisi se mohabbat usse bhi thi.
Mujh ko bhi shauq tha naye chehron ke deed ka,
Raastya badal ke chalne ki aadat usse bhi thi.
Sunata tha wo bhi sab ko puraani kahaniyan,
Taza rafaqaton ki zaroorat usse bhi thi.
Mujh se bichhad ke shehar mein ghul mil gaya wo shaks,
Halaan ke shehar bhar se raqaabat usse bhi thi.
Wo mujhse badh ke zabt ka aadi tha,jee gaya,
Warna har ek saans qayaamat usse bhi thi.
Aaye dil na jaan khud ko nakaam ke bad-zauq,
Wo mana nahi par mujhse mohabbat usse bhi thi

Saturday, February 23, 2008

dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi

dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi


dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi
aap k siva koi yaad aata nahi
hasrat hai rooz aap ko dekho
par wo madari wala aap ko lata nahi

Friday, February 15, 2008

zaalim thaa vo aur zulm kii aadat bhii bahut thii

zaalim thaa vo aur zulm kii aadat bhii bahut thii

zaalim thaa vo aur zulm kii aadat bhii bahut thii
majabuur the ham us se muhabbat bhii bahut thii

us but ke sitam sah ke dikhaa hii diyaa ham ne
go apanii tabiyat mein bagavat bhii bahut thii

vaaqif hii na thaa ramz-e-muhabbat se vo varnaa
dil ke liye thorii sii inaayat bhii bahut thii

yun hii nahiin mashhuur-e-zamaanaa meraa qaatil
us shaKhs ko is fan mein mahaarat bhii bahut thii

kyaa daur-e-Gazal thaa ke lahuu dil mein bahut thaa
aur dil ko lahuu karane kii fursat bhii bahut thii

har shaam sunaate the hasiinon ko Gazal ham
jab maal bahut thaa to saKhaavat bhii bahut thii

bulavaa ke ham 'Ajiz' ko pasheman bhii bahut hain
kyaa kiijiye kambaKht kii shoharat bhii bahut thii

Monday, February 11, 2008

itanii mudat baad mile ho

itanii mudat baad mile ho

itanii mudat baad mile ho
kin sochon mein gum rahate ho

tez hava ne mujh se pucha
ret pe kya likhate rahate ho

kaun sii baat hai tum mein aisii
itane achche kyon lagate ho

ham se na pucho hijr ke qisse
apanii kaho ab tum kaise ho

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Funny Poetry

school mein ishq ka naya mahaul tayyar ho gaya,

class ki teacher ko papu se pyar ho gaya.

iss baat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya,

sari class fail, aur..... papu pass ho gaya....


unki gali se mera janaza nikla wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,

unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,

rakhke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage....


tere gham me tadap kar mar jayenge,

mar gaye to tera naam le jayenge...

rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaaenge,

tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke kukure khaaenge....


arz kiya hai!!!...itne kamzor hue teri judai se...

gaur farmaiye...itne kamzor hue teri judai se...

ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....


palkon pe apni bithaya hai tumhe,

badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,

aasani se nahi mile ho tum

national zoological park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!


kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai ,

aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai, aur maango to inkaar karte hain...


Industria sari mere yaar khaa gaye,

Meri Sari jaydaad rishtedar khaa gaye,

Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,

Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye.......


Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka khumaar dekha hai,

Kuch is tarah se Haseeno ka pyaar dekha hai,

Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,

Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai...


Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi,

Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,

Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad aayi,

Ab nahin raha jata, CHHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...

Friday, February 1, 2008

Ujrai Howai Logoon Sai Guraizan Na Howa Ker

Ujrai Howai Logoon Sai Guraizan Na Howa Ker

Ujrai Howai Logoon Sai Guraizan Na Howa Ker
Halat Kai Kabroon Kai Katbai Be Perha Ker
Her Wakt Ka Hansna Barbad Na Ker Dai
Tanhai Ke Lamhoon Main Kabi Ro Be Lia Ker

Iss Se Pehlay K Be-Wafa Ho Jayain

Iss Se Pehlay K Be-Wafa Ho Jayain


Iss Se Pehlay K Be-Wafa Ho Jayain
Kyun Na Ae Dost Hum Juda Ho Jayain
Tu B Chehray Se Ban Gya Pathhar
Hum B Janne Kal Kya Se Kya Ho Jayain
Bandgi Hum Ne Chorr Di Hai Ab
Kya Karrain Jab Logg Hi Khuda Ho Jayain

Marneka Tere Gam Me Irada Bhi Nai Hai

Marneka Tere Gam Me Irada Bhi Nai Hai

Marneka Tere Gam Me Irada Bhi Nai Hai
Hai Ishq Magar Itna Zyada Bhi Nahi Hai
Kyon Uski Taraf Dekh Kar Paanv Nai Uthte
Wo Shaks Hasin Itna Zyada Bhi Nahi Hai…

Pathar Tha Magar Baraf Ke Galon Ki Tarah Tha

Pathar Tha Magar Baraf Ke Galon Ki Tarah Tha


Pathar Tha Magar Baraf Ke Galon Ki Tarah Tha
Ik Shakhs Andheron Mein Ujalon Ki Tarah Tha

Khawabon Ki Tarah Tha Na Khiyalon Ki Tarah Tha
Woh Ilm_E_Riyazi Kay Sawalon Ki Tarah Tha

Uljha Hua Aisa Keh Kabhee Sulajh Nahi Paya
Suljha Hua Aisa Keh Misalon Ki Tarah Tha

Woh Mil To Gaya Tha Magar Apna Hee Mukaddar
Shatranj Ki Uljhi Hui Chalon Ki Tarah Tha

Wo Bulaain Toh Kia Tamasha Ho

Wo Bulaain Toh Kia Tamasha Ho
Hum Na Jain Toh Kia Tamasha Ho

Wo Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Doob Jain Toh Kia Tamasha Ho

Banda Parwar Jo Hum Pe Guzri Hai
Hum Batain Toh Kia Tamasha Ho

Aaj Hum Bhi Teri Wafaon Per
Muskurain Toh Kia Tamasha Ho

Teri Surat Jo Itefaq Se Hum
Bhool Jain Toh Kia Tamasha Ho

Waqt Ki Chaand Saatain Sagar
Lout Aain Toh Kia Tamasha Ho ..