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Husband and Wife Urdu Jokes and Urdu Sms

Husband and Wife Jokes

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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Husband and Wife Jokes

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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Husband and Wife Jokes

patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

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Husband and Wife Jokes

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

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Husband and Wife Jokes

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

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Husband and Wife Jokes

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

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Husband and Wife Jokes

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Aap K Har Gham Aur Har Khushi Mein

Aap K Har Gham Aur Har Khushi Me meri Maujudgi Hai
Sajda Karke Saar Jhukao Toh Hi Khuda Ki Bandagi Hai
Haar Kabhi Na Mano Is Zindegi K Safar Me Aae Dost
Kyun K Dard Ka Dusra Naam Hi “ZINDEGI” Hai

A Sad Ghazal

Dil Hai Ke Ab Wafa Jaanta Nahi,
Mohabbat Ko Ab Pehchaanta Nahi,.
Ye Zindagi, Zindagi Nahi, Maut Lage,
Bharosa Karne Ko Ab Ye Dil Maanta Nahi,.
Haal-e-Dil Kuch Theek Nahi,
To Kya Hua Agar Usko Bhi Ab Koyi Parvaah Nahi,.
Ye Insaan, Insaan Nahi, Jaanwar Lagein,
Dil Ki Baat Batane Ko Ab Ye Dil Maane Nahi,.
Ab To Lagta Hai Tum Chale Jao To Yehi Hoga Munasib,
Hum Akele The Akele Hi Hain Sahi.
Yeh Khushi Bhi Ab Khushi Nahi,
Ghum-e-Tanhaiyo’n Ka Samundar Lage
Ke Dukh Aur Dard Ke Siwa Ab Is Dil Ko Kuch Raas Nahi.

A Sad Ghazal

Dil Hai Ke Ab Wafa Jaanta Nahi,
Mohabbat Ko Ab Pehchaanta Nahi,.
Ye Zindagi, Zindagi Nahi, Maut Lage,
Bharosa Karne Ko Ab Ye Dil Maanta Nahi,.
Haal-e-Dil Kuch Theek Nahi,
To Kya Hua Agar Usko Bhi Ab Koyi Parvaah Nahi,.
Ye Insaan, Insaan Nahi, Jaanwar Lagein,
Dil Ki Baat Batane Ko Ab Ye Dil Maane Nahi,.
Ab To Lagta Hai Tum Chale Jao To Yehi Hoga Munasib,
Hum Akele The Akele Hi Hain Sahi.
Yeh Khushi Bhi Ab Khushi Nahi,
Ghum-e-Tanhaiyo’n Ka Samundar Lage
Ke Dukh Aur Dard Ke Siwa Ab Is Dil Ko Kuch Raas Nahi.